we're blogging at a bar
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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