fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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