What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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