we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I just want nice things and good sex
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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