Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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