but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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