does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
My breasts were aching with rage.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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