Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I'm bleeding and have questions
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