hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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