There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I want to be your penis for a week.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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