so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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