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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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