absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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