OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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