I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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