He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
You've changed since you got that strap on
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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