I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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