R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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