Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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