chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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