ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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