That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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