I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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