These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
please don't ironically join a cult
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