Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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