I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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