I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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