ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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