Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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