As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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