can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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