I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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