I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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