then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize