I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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