So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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