i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
