he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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