They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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