The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Randomize