you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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