Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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