I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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