am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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