Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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