I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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