Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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