If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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