hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Randomize
