I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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