eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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